and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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