ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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