i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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