Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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