Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Threesome in a minivan. New low
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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