Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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