btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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