you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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