she looked like the bat from fern gully.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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