She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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