About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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