its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
the day after is always just damage control
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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