at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
