I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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