so explain again why im purple
no
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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