you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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