New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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