quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I deserve this hangover.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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