I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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