did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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