I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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