Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
dude. I can hear the air.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
