It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
The power of my boobs compel you
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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