And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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