remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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