Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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