They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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