Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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