yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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