lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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