I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
splinters make it hard to masturbate
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
