Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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