that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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