windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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