No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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