you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
