I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Randomize
