im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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