apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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