I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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