Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
why is half of my head shaved?
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