I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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