You can't motorboat a personality
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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