The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
there is puke in my bra ... again
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