You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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