i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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