We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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