Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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