You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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