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Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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