And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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