I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Randomize