its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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