Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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