how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
